Endtown by Aaron Neathery for August 01, 2016

Ok, Apex. Now you’ve gone too far.A few thousand miles too far.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine…

“We’ll always have Paris. I saved a some demolecularized dust from it’s destruction in the urn on the mantle.”

Looks like book club is cancelled tonite..

It looks like Paris has an anti-missile defense, but all Apex needed was one more missile than they have anti-missiles.

So people actually survived?

What could be more grand than Paris by the sea? Especially since it’s well inland, the Seine isn’t that wide, and the city geography is all messed up…(Maybe Blackpool?)

Well, THAT should shut up all the Mimes.

If you’ve seen one nuclear war, you’ve seen them all.

As long as it didnt hit further north then I dont care.

I’m going to guess that everyone had missiles targeted to everyone else, and any attack sets off all the missiles in retaliation, without bothering to re-target them, thus producing a cascade effect where everyone is targeted and everyone responds.

Some where some one is going BAHHAHAHAHA!!!The couple in panel two just said “Merde”.It was their wedding night.

“you can’t tell me we aren’t on the edge of destruction”Are they having a mandala effect moment here?There must be infinite parallel universeses.I took the you tube Mandala Effect test, and I seem to be in a different universe.This here looks like the end game of all out nuclear war from the old movie “war games”Seriously though, where have “Just Sayin” and “Veteran” gone?? Is this the last strip of Endtown?

What is "the Kirby Krackle?

It looks like the world is being engulfed by clouds or ?? in the last panel.

Starry, starry night…

Paris just went from the “City of Light” to the “City of Lit”

WE’LL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO (ENDTOWN VERSION) by JennerBased on the song by Tom Lehrer.Oh, we will all go together when we go,As we share the apocalyptic show.There’ll be missiles by the skyfulFrom the Empire State to Eiffel.Yes, we’ll all go together when we go.Oh, we will all dust together when we dust.There’ll be no more deception or mistrust.Ev’ry crook and ev’ry criminal’sIn that great and final hymnal.Armageddon is nothing if not just.We will all sand together when we sand.Never mind no-one wants to hold your hand.Whether hoof or paw or tentacle,We will all end up identical,Simply topsoil as one across the land.We will all melt together when we melt,All the skin north and southward of the belt.If you’ve undergo be mutation,Know that Amesworth radiation Works as neatly on feathers, scale or pelt.We will all cook together when we cook.You can’t hide in a solitary nook.If you’ve grown an extra eyeball,You’ll be equally unviable.Might as wel go upstairs and take a look.We will all grill together when we grill.It’s the best way of mopping up a spill.Disinfection in a hurry,Well it’s better safe than sorry – Good ol’ Apex, the lord of overkill.We will all snuff together when we snuff.Guess we all find that life is hard enough.If your living room is bloody‘Cause you Buddibombed a buddy,It will all blow away with just one puff.We will all singe together when we singe.Close your eyes and you’ll barely feel a twinge,Though the handful left alive asSome poor solit’ry survivorsWill just slowly and steadily unhinge.Oh, we will all go together when we go,As we turn into artificial snow.Ev’rybody will be certainThat they’re bringing down the curtain,Yes, we’ll all go togetherWe’ll all go together,Oh, we all will go together when we go!

This is this universe’s equivalent of Paris, it may not be as inland as our Paris, but then we don’t have aircars, zero weapons or a large metropolis named Hillside either.Au revoir!

French fries.

And the Dragoncat Award for Best Song goes to…Jenner! Brilliant. Simply brilliant!

At this point I would be very glad to be in that room of mutants with the elevator going down. Much better than being dead.

Wait, did I just see Slim pickens wearing a cowboy hat riding a missile down?

Random factoid: Nobody bothers making an atomic bomb with a yield greater than 100 Megatons because at or around that size, the explosive force tends to burst through the atmosphere and expend itself into space, thus not causing significantly more damage on the surface.

Random Factoid: Pomme Frites were invented in Belgium.

I think the confusion was that you said panel one instead of three.

Oh look at all the shooting stars!

Well.

That ended badly.