Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 03, 2016

Whatever you do, Opus, don’t turn on any fans.

You might need a new TV.

Pledge on them.

I think the TV need some Kaopectate.

“I’m vile and perverted.I’m obsessed and deranged.I’ve existed for years but very little has changed.I’m the tool of the government and industry too.For I’m destined to rule and regulate you.You may think I’m pernicious, but you can’t look away.I’ll make you think I’m delicious with the stuff that I say.I’m the best you can get… have you guessed me yet?

I’m the slime oozing out of your TV set….”

― Frank Zappa

Love the pooper scooper.

Opus, I used a snow shovel to clean out my horse’s stall. Give it a try.

Wow, no trolls yet! They all must be too exhausted to be up yet. Anyhoo, I saw a quote today that I felt was worth sharing. In the spirit of not feeding the trolls, please keep to yourself which candidate this quote describes. The most unifying aspect of this campaign is that we pretty much all abhor at least one of the two candidates. So here’s the quote that brought me to an LOL state this morning: “Unfortunately for us, the monster isn’t destroyed until the end of the movie. This is a long friggin movie.” (By Clvn312, whoever that is.)Less than 100 days left in this movie! Hang in there, brave souls!

So, you’ve earned your doctorate, ehh, Penguin-Housekeeper? —Your Ph.D.?Well, all I can say is, phbbft!

Whereʻd his hat go? And why does the portrait of Hillary keep moving around????

Boy, I can hardly imagine how much crap there will be by November.