Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 06, 2016

The real popular guys order them by the gross.

As if most of them would ever have occasion to use them.

So, even then, performance-shaming was a sales tactic…?

When I was 18 I bought a membership I couldn’t really afford to a health club when the salesman asked me if girls made fun of my physique.

Yep, that trick’s been around a long time.

Truly funny today ! I’d remembered Dr Whoopee but forgot what a great salesman Sal could be. Love the euphemism whoopee cushion .Much better than condominiums !

I heard an undoubtedly apocryphal story about American efforts to demoralize enemy troops by “accidentally” air-dropping crates of condoms ostensibly intended for American soldiers. The condoms were 12" long, 2" in diameter and marked “Size: Medium”.

Today he’d be delivering them by drone. There’d be an app for it. Pokey-mon something?

reminds me of a joke I heard from a black comedian. “Latino guys buy 6 packs: Mon, Tues, Wend, Thurs, Fri, Sat, but not on Sunday. Black guys get 8 packs: Mon, Tues, Wends, Thurs, Fri, Sat, and twice on Sunday. White guys get 12 packs: January, February, March…..”

I woulda been the jerk who ordered a twelve-pack, then got disappointed that my “Whoopie cushions” were actually condoms…

Six pack every morning? What do you do when you run out before the next morning?