Close to Home by John McPherson for August 22, 2016

Don’t order the fudgy.

He’s a real pain in the a$$.

I’ll say. Looks like his business has hit rock bottom. His debts are in arrears. And to top it all off his would be customers are all anal-retentive.

Is this how Rex Morgan got his start?

“We’ll give you the finger!”

Looking down in the dumps.

“Shake Your Booty”

Hey! Who’s driving that thing?

I’ve heard that the Doc isn’t a bad guy, but his customers are assholes.

Definition of proctoscope – a long tube with an a**hole at either end.

Up yours, Doc!