Strange Brew by John Deering for August 26, 2016

Between them, they can help with fractions up to 1/6ths.

In her defense, she didn’t have much of a vocabulary.

If Jimmy had an “accident” and fell down a 25’ well, how many turns of the bucket crank would it take to bring him up half way at 15" a crank?

I love word problems. I think “10”

MClsen, " Quickly, please , time’s running out…"

Look, kid, we came all the way out here, so we’re going to have to throw you down the well so we can justify this run on the monthly.

Lassie told me -15" is 1-1/4’ or 5/4’. 25’ / 2 is 12-1/2’ or 25/2’ or 50/4’. How many times does 5/4’ go into 50/4’? 10

Lassie you drama queen.

I think this is a CIDU … What would sound like “fraction” that means he fell down a well?

She probably said her usual “rowlf, rowlf” which means “Timmy needs help at the well!”

Lassie: “Oh, Sorry! I thought you said ‘Infractions’…”

@proginoskesFractures?