Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 26, 2016

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    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    First name: Oscar.

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    John M  almost 8 years ago

    Probably should be a horse – 2013 horse meat scandal

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    RWill  almost 8 years ago

    Plot twist: Ms. Foster is at the supermarket. Under shrink wrap, in the poultry case. And by “ill”, he means salmonella.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Tofu teacher?

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    The teaching profession is such a meat market!

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 8 years ago

    It is a great thing that I’m a omnivore!

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I’m going to teach you all about spam today.

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    Ushindi  almost 8 years ago

    Why are the kids all naked? What kind of school is this?

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    wildfiregal  almost 8 years ago

    shoulda had a tofurkey up there…

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    jaythor70  over 3 years ago

    Can I call you Oscar?

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