Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 17, 2016
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summer weeding guide boorish ivy - if ignored will quickly grow into the shape of unwanted lawn objects (flamingo, chevy up on blocks, and large abandoned appliance). especially unnerving for those under autocratic neighborhood associations. flower 1: tie his shoelaces together! flower 2: pure evil! dandelion.org - densely intertwined root system creates a sentient hive-mind prone to acts of petty maliciousness. sphincterwort - (methanium) an entirely unnecessary evolutionary development. too nasty to even draw. touchyweed - oversensitive to the needs of rootbound americans. runs screaming to the aclu when pulled up. rakeseed - step on it and the stalk flies up and hits you in the face! nature at its most palyful! farmer: owch
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Funny stuff.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
I like his inventiveness. Sure do miss him. R.I.P.
Joan Tinnin Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Amen
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
I might expand that to the world, but I’d be getting maudlin.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Richard’s sense of humor was wonderfully warped, and was perfectly matched by his clever, sophisticated (but never obviously so) art!