Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 28, 2017
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wintry mixology sneet - snow & seet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. guy: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek guy: oh, no. snooze - snow falling in blankets. spumoni - snow, men's shoes & pasta. rare. guy: ooh, size 12!
William Bednar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Time for a math quiz: how many feet are there in a size 12 shoe? Tick tock. Time’s wasting…
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
I’d rather limit my mixology to the friendly bar, if you don’t mind….
Ricky Bennett over 7 years ago
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs…