Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 26, 2018
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April 27, 2018
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson people in the news hyattsville 5th grader traces family back to hydrogen in the amosphere. kid: once i got past the pre-cambrian period it was a snap me d.c. teen, described as "a little too smart,: mouths off to vice principal. teen: all i sad was, you're puissant." geez man, look it up. oop: hey woman is bailey's crossrads sets new speed record for buying blinds woman: i was driving by & a clerk ran out & sold me some blinds! wow! next day blinds same day blinds blinds right this damn minute blinds before you even need thi quiet arlington man keeps pretty much to himself, leaving neighbors threatened & fearful. neighbor 1: his name is hamdinger or something. god knows what he's up to. neighbor 2: he waved at my kid once, the creep. neighbor 3: i think only loudmouth, glad-handing extro-verts should have rights. neighbor 4: ornamental garden rocks are 60% off at hech-inger. let's stone him.
fritzoid Premium Member over 6 years ago
What’s he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines He never
Waves when he goes by
He’s hiding something from
The rest of us He’s all
To himself I think I know why
He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying and
What about all those packages
He sends. What’s he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What’s he building
In there I’ll tell you one thing
He’s not building a playhouse for
The children what’s he building
In there?
Now what’s that sound
From under the door?
He’s pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show
He has a router
And a table saw and you
Won’t believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There’s poison underneath the sink
Of course But there’s also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse What’s he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
Consulting business in Indonesia
But what is he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
- “What’s He Building?” Tom WaitsSisyphos over 6 years ago
That’s about it. That’s the truth about life among the D.C. denizens…..