Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2018
June 25, 2018
June 27, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac ice cream to avoid by richard thompson kids! when the ice cream man shows up, don't buy these! boy 1: no! blup big meltdown - fudge center reacts violently when exposed to air. girl: eeyuk gothic swirl - like having a tiny, ice cream chartres cathedral! and who wants that? boy 2: ngyah! fantodpop - lifeless, staring bubblegum eyes will haunt you for life. boy 3: i can't reach the ice cream. swabsicle - puny wad of vanilla ice cream atop a yard-long stick. girl 2: ben franklin? i wanted ronald reagan. "greatest american" pop = unnecessary discovery channel tie-in. girl 3: ow. cruncharoo - contains shards of hard candy, nuts & possibly gravel. boy 4: "does the vanilla fudge ripple remember the cow?" what th- koanpop - the stick is imprinted with a zen paradox for meditation. girl 4: heyyyy- mummybar - years in cold storage have permanently welded wrapper to ice cream.
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I had one that looked like Tommy Douglas, the Greatest Canadian and also Kiefer Sutherland’s grandfather.
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
Thanksgiving Turkey and Gravy Pop: You fall asleep halfway through it and it melts onto your pants.
aerilim over 6 years ago
I remembered the Mummybars. I had some at the back of my freezer once….
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
I used to like Pushups (cardboard cylinders filled with sherbet that one pushed up like a piston from the bottom). They would melt very quickly in hot weather, so you had to eat them more quickly than you really wanted to. My favorite flavor was orange….