Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 21, 2018
August 20, 2018
August 22, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac new harry potter book spoilt by richard thompson if you're like us you're a huge harry potter fan without having actually read any of the books, so you won't mind if we give away the plot of the new book "harry potter & the doomspell tournament," due out july 8. first, harry is mistakenly charged with public indecency and "sent down" (expelled_ from hogwarts school for magic youngsters. voldemort united soon after, he meets a troll, an ogre and a talking dragon who are "soccer hooligans" (sports fans). they dislike harry on sight & give him a curbstomping, but he's ok. later, while riding on his magic flying "quidditch" (dodgeball) broom, harry is sucked into the left engine of virgin airways flight 104, but he's ok. scrod & leeks... 24p banger & fla finally, harry gets a job sweeping up at a "chip shop" (diner. without his magic powers as a crutch, harry at last finds happiness. he falls hard for deirdre the waitress, but he's ok.
aerilim over 6 years ago
I laugh hard reading this. But l’m Ok….
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
J K Rowling is the richest working woman in the UK and the first person whose primary occupation is author to also be a billionaire. Billionaire. BTW, she loves this.
Joliet Jake over 6 years ago
I’d read this before I’d read that abomination called “The Cursed Child.”
gbars70 over 6 years ago
Why isn’t Richard’s book being re-published. I would love to be able to buy a copy, but I’m not going to pay those horrendous prices these various outlets are asking (including Amazon).
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Not a Potter fan, but glad Harry’s (always) okay (or OK)….