Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 14, 2019
January 11, 2019
January 15, 2019
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac new bush discovered by richard thompson every time you turn around there's a new member of the vast bush clan poking into the public eye. let's meet the newest bush... he's chad bush, son of distant-cousing-to-the-former-president-bush herbert walking upright bush and constant prudence bush. chad wouldn't talk with us. chad: beat it! chad lives in this adams-morgan apartment with two ferrets named yngwie malmsteen & karlheinz stockhausen & his collection of over 10,000 vinyl records. chad: get outta here! chad worked most recently as a starbucks barrista. barista 1: chad got moody one day and blew up the espresso machine. so i fired him. barista 2: he proves my theory of genes being like coffee grounds. the longer you use them the feebler the outcome. barista 1: why don't you go replenish the napkin dispenser. is chad the last undiscovered bush? i doubt it. denny's employee of the month milo bush chief slaw processor. kids menu
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Nope. There’s a George P. Bush who is Texas Land Commissioner. Or was. I don’t know if he was re-elected. He’s one of J.E.B.’s sons. But I agree with Richard, the fewer Bushes the better.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Now, let’s track down all the Obama relatives, legitimate and otherwise.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
No more political dynasties in this country!