Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 03, 2016

Who the hell’s the guy in P2? It’s certainly not Barry. He must be the new out-of-state athletic superstar.

It’s. Over.

So, will we get the “Three Months Later” intro Monday? Or will we continue in this time warp?

Actually, True’s “library” pretty much does look like a cardboard box, already.

There’s a sunrise in the distance. I think Bitsy called it.

By the way Berry, do you like German pornography?

How about the guy who drove the truck? Does he get to put a little library in his yard too?

Yeah, eight years from now his Dad will love to see the memorial to the girl he killed in his front yard.

For those of you interested, Wake Forest beat Tulane 7-3 in the season opener. It looks like the Demon Deacons could still use a QB.

Wow, Young Master Bader is really looking like Howdy Doody today.

P3 symbolizes a sunset, a metaphor of this Milford Masterpiece Theatre wobbling to a conclusion. True hops in his 1984 Ford Fiesta and pops his favorite tape in the cassette player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

Sorry Mop Man, you got one by me but not “so I though” in yesterday’s MUT. You did that on purpose to test us, right?

Tragically, a day after the library box is erected in Barry’s front yard, a drunk driver knocked it over.

P-1: Gee, how many High School students have their own cars in Milford? Why, back in the day…P-2: Rooty Kazooty makes a cameoP-3: there, in the shadows of the parking lot, with no one watching, Tru applies the Vulcan Death grip.

Is that a wrap? Gil has a 9:09am tee off on Monday.

Football on Monday? No goodbyes to senior? Do you think R&W would actually leave out something?

My apologies, I forgot the Milford spelling rule: ie before y when following a maudlin epic about teenage death and junior achievement. It should say Rootie Kazootie

Dottie Lottie is taking Flubadub to the Smart for bread and milk. Oh noooooooo!

Day 148: Salvation has come at last. Let’s relegate Barry Bader to the backwoods of any further story arcs.

The missing fifth panel:

True: You know what, Bader? This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.