Monty by Jim Meddick for September 07, 2016

Then you can go online and look at the Yelp reviews of your relationships.

Funny…that was my high school class song. We sang it at graduation back in ’69.

People writing songs that voices never share…

And while you’re at it, here’s a 2×4 to beat yourself over the head with.

Why bother to mark them with blue stickies? You can probably open it up any page and find one.

what break ups? when did he actually have a girlfriend and not just a date?

One of my favorite Peanuts strips started with Snoopy lying on his doghouse in the rain and saying “I shouldn’t be here. This is the kind of day you should drink tea, look out the window and play sad songs on the stereo.” And the last panel had him doing exactly that in Charlie Brown’s house.

…and in his journal he keeps a Whine List…

Looks like a bottle of crown royal, Northern Harvest Rye,the award winning,worlds best whiskey,made right here in Gimli Manitoba,Canada! Just helping Meddick out a bit here folks.

The next stage in this particular ceremony is drunk dialing.

Monty will never succeed with women. He won’t become a famous author, either….

Good song, though.