The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2016

DipsomaniacBacchanalian

I wanted to be independent so I joined Alcoholics Autonomous.

Alcoholics Unanimous.

Together for some Lite conversation.

Intemperate…?

I’m a mean drunk, so I joined Alcoholocs Ominous.

This is what comes of leaving that thesaurus in the saloon restroom.

Teetotalers need not apply.

Ted Kennedy?

“It’s in the jargon, not the argument.” – C.S. Lewis

I’m spifflicated.

I would never join a club that would have me as a member !-Groucho ?

High? There is an empty chair waiting for you.

Dipsomaniac?

I joined alcoholics Hieronymus (instead of sloshed, I was too often getting Bosch’d )

Tippler, inebriant,

If a teetotaler gets a ticket,do they make him go to Alcoholics Antonymous?

I’m a polysyllabic dipsomaniac.