Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for August 24, 2016

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    Averagemoe  over 8 years ago

    Felicia will just claim she’s better at having a small tail.

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    pumaman  over 8 years ago

    She’s a sheep. You’re a fox. Rip her neck out.

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    Claire Jordan  over 8 years ago

    Felicia’s tail should be pretty long too. Sheep only have short tails because farmers dock them. In modern breeds of sheep which have a lot of wool around the hind-quarters, including the tail, there’s a risk of dung getting into the tail-wool and leading to fly-strike, so their tails are cut short so they are light and neat enough for the sheep to lift them up high when defecating. But a fully sentient sheep who wears clothes and wins spelling bees would just use a bidet, or shave the underside of her tail with a lady razor, so there’s no reason why she should have been docked.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 8 years ago

    Look up the human means of mutilating each other—-by physicians no less.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Felicia needs a shearing like Marigold gave Dakota.

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