Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for September 01, 2016

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    Averagemoe  about 8 years ago

    This is why lightbulbs are replaced, rather than simply removed.

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    rexvivat  about 8 years ago

    Yeah, this is why the advice of “live every day as if it were your last” always seems fishy to me: if you take it seriously, chances are you’ll be increasing the odds of it actually being your last.

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    dogday Premium Member about 8 years ago

    False premise, MIlly: “The only way to learn is to make mistakes.” Whoever fed you THAT line??? Sounds like the “Consequences are inconsequential” lobby.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Do you think you’ll ever stick your tail in another light socket?That’s all there was to learn from it. All of that Actions/Consequences stuff is Bullshorts. At least, that’s what I’ve learned from the latest generation, regardless of what you call them. Consequences are for other people.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The hair of my wife and daughters does that sometimes.

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    puddleglum1066  about 8 years ago

    I have inadvertently contacted 110VAC, and while it’s unpleasant and can (under the right circumstances) kill you, it won’t frizz your hair like that. Much more effective is the perfectly harmless Van de Graaf generator we have at the high school, which produces hundreds of thousasnds of volts of static charge and absolutely magnificent hairdos.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 8 years ago

    I hope I never smell burnt fox fur.

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