Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for September 06, 2010

This is what happens when you forget:

Clovis, something tells me you shouldn’t be drinking if you can’t handle beer. The hard stuff I can understand, but beer?

Clovis handles beer fine. He drinks it; he falls down. That seems straightforward.

Sheik, beer won’t make me fall down. Hard stuff is another story. Then again, it may affect you differently

Wine makes me tilt to one side and talk really loud…

Oh, that’s just because wine affects your gravity parameters. Gravity is flexible, you know. Haven’t you ever gone up a flight of stairs and gotten to a point that seemed really difficult? The gravity was pooling in that particular point in the stairway, that’s all. (Marble stairs are the absolute worst, because marble attracts gravity.)

I don’t want to be around when he wakes up with that hangover.

No big deal. A stuffed bear only pukes up foam… .