Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 09, 2016

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Right, plus they all save about 5 minutes every morning.

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    Farside99  about 8 years ago

    My gal will get a rusty razor and she’ll chase you all over town,You know she’ll catch up with you just the same.

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    blunebottle  about 8 years ago

    Gave up on shaving in 1974, had a brief relapse in the early 80’s, haven’t looked back since.

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    SuperAndy Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I use Dollar Shave Club!http://shaved.by/cR1pA

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    imagenesis  about 8 years ago

    You just created a new wave of hippies!

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    mikeyman  about 8 years ago

    What no female Bigfoot sightings?

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    matzam Premium Member about 8 years ago

    you could choose electric

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    dflak  about 8 years ago

    I have a close-cropped, full beard. The reason the beard is where the beard is, is because that’s where the hair grows fastest and thickest. The reason the beard isn’t where the beard isn’t is because that’s where the hair hardly grows at all.

    I shave three times a week and only in very limited spots, So a disposable razor lasts me about a month. That’s a 12-pack every year.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    Subtle play on epipens…

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    hcarpenter1  about 8 years ago

    and with that they did do just that…………….

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    Challenge accepted!!

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    wiatr  about 8 years ago

    Must be Gillette’s directors.

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