Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2016
September 09, 2016
September 11, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Breezy, I forgive you for causing me to fall off the roof... it is your honeymoon. After all! But I need you to keep this map out of skull's clammy grip! Burn it! Not for me, but for the sake of the people in Los Abrazo! Centuries we've kept this secret! A strange, dark secret from the world! Heed my words! Burn it and forget it ever existed, amigos! Breezy: It's like people don't even know what a honeymoon is! Rip Haywire: Did she just dangle a tantalizing secret in front of us and then tell unto destroy it without knowing what it is?
ericbrower over 8 years ago
Please tell me it isn’t the ‘Cat-Mageddon’.
stsparky over 8 years ago
I’m expecting Dog MegaDoom Death
stuartj12 over 8 years ago
Oh now Rip is happily married so there has to be another reboot?
tonypezzano over 8 years ago
I was expecting ‘Best Wedding present ever!’.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
It has to be Popokitty.
Kip W over 8 years ago
“Hey, cutie! Wanna neck? Oh… Bad time.”
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
And the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL goes to…Tony Pezzano!Couldn’t agree more…
tad1 over 8 years ago
I still say the double agent is Cobra in disguise. She even looks like Cobra.