Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 15, 2017
Transcript:
Lupin: We may have an ally at the dinner table! Elvis: Lupin, ordinarily we're not given table scraps, even though it's well know we are all good boys who deserve treats. But now it seems we have an inside guy. Woman: Elvis! Off the table! Puck: Elvis, the Toddler only wants two things. "1. Be our best friend. 2. Never eat dinner." Oh, whiskers-this is a green bean. Toddler: Potato, mom cat! Puck: I would like some ham. Toddler: Is potato. More potato. Puck: Ham, please. Toddler: This. Puck: This is a napkin. Toddler: This. Puck: A battery. I'm pretty sure neither of us is supposed to have this. Man: Whatcha got there, Pucky?
kittymelonmeow over 7 years ago
puck is edgy in the first few panels
ctlum over 7 years ago
Elvis, Puck, and Lupin are definitely all good boys who deserve treats! Please give them some table scraps!
Lady Bri over 7 years ago
Oh dear, a battery! How did he get his hands on that?! And Mom Cat?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Pucky . . first the lady bug costume at Halloween, then this! It’s probably due to his gentleness that the Toddler has ascribed femininity to him. And I love that chart explaining what the Toddler wants: 1) Be their best friend 2) Never eat dinner. (sigh) He’s at that stage where eating dinner is a chore due to pickiness. ;)
Gloria Fleming over 7 years ago
Pucky looks so sharp in his shades!
ladykat over 7 years ago
No, boys, you are not supposed to have a battery, but then, neither is the toddler!
Brein43 over 7 years ago
“Oh whiskers!” -wish I could get my girls to swear so gently when they go in the cage box.
stampaniblock87 over 7 years ago
It came from the two-leggs table… .it MUST be good!
SheMc over 7 years ago
I guess the kitties can look forward to lots of green beans & sprouts, most kids don’t like veges!!!
roberta.forbes.pyle over 7 years ago
Some cats actually like a green bean or a couple of peas as treats! I had a cat who really loved cantalope and would be in the sink eating the seeds if we didn’t dispose of them promptly.
jan9brown over 7 years ago
My Siamese loved to play with raw green beans and would fetch them until he was done and then stuff them under the sofa where they would dry nicely.
Techie Teddy Bear 29 days ago
the toddler is so dumb