Strange Brew by John Deering for September 16, 2010

Monkey insomnia was not one of the plagues of Egypt mentioned in the bible.

I don’t get it… Does he have a monkey on his back?

Monkey insomnia wasn’t mentioned because it’s too scary to dwell on.

It’s all a dream, remember that as you row your boat.

He needs to lay off the capuchinos before bedtime…

Ah, Shiek. God was just trying to wake them up, but their hearts were hardened. You might try a little Bounce on yours. :-)

I miss the fruit and bugs diet myself. Ah, for the lost glory of ‘Nam…Wait, I think my Republican gene just kicked in.

I think the monkey’s problems stem from eating those “ripe fruit” which are actually coffee beans. Cut back on the java fruit, monkey boy, and you’ll sleep a whole lot better.

Nice one, Frog

He says, “ Is this a pick-up line you freak? I’m married …You baboon! Although you do have a very nice red arse. But…I’m not ready to monkey around.”