Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 02, 2016

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"Australo-pithecine's Night Out" or "No shoes, No serve : why you don't see more hominids from pliocene epoch in restaurants" Charley won a free dinner at Bucka- Rooster's from a radio contest. Ape: I answered my hone " WNXJ #1 Hits" for a year -- and it paid off Big!! Enjoying his bread basket, Charley is approached by his waitress. Howdy, Pardner. Im Lois, your bucks buddy. Ready to order your meal? Ape: Theres More?! Charley Eventually Decides.... Out of wildebeest and grubs?! Tell you what ...we'll save time -- what do you have? But Complimentary Grape soda will do strange things to an Australopithecine metabolism and charley gets impatient. Ape: Hey Lois! were my buck roaster?! Instinct soon takes over and passing buckarooster staff begin to get the eerie feeling of being stalked. When the moment is right, CHarleymakes his move.... WAAAA! RRRRRRR ...And the bounty of the hunt is his! Hey Rob! Thats chuck wagon special was for table 8!! Help me.... It takes a brawl involving five bucks buddies and some placating negotiation to persuade charley that his dining experience is complete. I get a bucks dawggy bag!