Eno: We the jury have decided the defendants punishment should be to mow my lawn for the rest of the year. Woman: No, we didn't! Eno: Then how bout just the trimming?
SLAP!!!!!
Correct verdict: Do all the jury lawns!!! and Trim!!!
Mr. Eno, approach the bench. See this wooden hammer?
That’s what you get for making that idiot foreman.
Bag it up and measure 3 fingers.
This is a great one!
“…I don’t think so.”“Would you believe letting his dog fertilize the lawn every now and then…?”
you are such a lazy crud
Nice try
Must’a been guilty of murder or rape. If it was for jaywalking, he’d be doing 30 years to life…
I’m pretty sure judges do the sentencing, anyway.
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daleandkristen almost 8 years ago
SLAP!!!!!
Knightman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Correct verdict: Do all the jury lawns!!! and Trim!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Mr. Eno, approach the bench. See this wooden hammer?
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That’s what you get for making that idiot foreman.
jtviper7 almost 8 years ago
Bag it up and measure 3 fingers.
krcaddis almost 8 years ago
This is a great one!
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
“…I don’t think so.”“Would you believe letting his dog fertilize the lawn every now and then…?”
hcarpenter1 almost 8 years ago
you are such a lazy crud
Kokopelli almost 8 years ago
Nice try
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Must’a been guilty of murder or rape. If it was for jaywalking, he’d be doing 30 years to life…
PreVizsla almost 8 years ago
I’m pretty sure judges do the sentencing, anyway.