Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 07, 2016

That’s why you hire a woman secretary. They are much better at handling these situations.

Not any more. In both cases.

That’s why you answer the phone with “Whassup?”

Never use first names. Always call your mistress “Baby” or “Honey”. Or better yet, be faithful to your wife you stupid bastard.

I used to answer phones at a big box hardware store and got tired of a certain employees girlfriend of the hour calling. Yes he was married. After about two months of 12 -15 calls during his shift of at least 4 different women calling. It is hard to get any work done when you get constant calls and you are supposed to help customers not your self. So I saw his wife walk in the store and the calls kept coming and I would page him your girlfriend or wife is one line 1. Then sure enough another would call and I would page another girl friend on line 3. I didn’t see him at work after that day.

best yet… don’t get married

“You’re fired…and I’m screwed twice over!!”

Oops!

I wonder if it was “by accident.”