Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 07, 2016

… and it has everything to do with this year’s shower scenes!

That shirtless guy put on about 40 lbs of muscle since yesterday’s strip.

Oh no, now Kevin Pelwecki is going to be stocking the little libraries with his favorite book, “Archie”.

Bullwinkle J Moose was quite a QB for Wossamotta U

He was hardly moose-like in his lone appearance as a second baseman. If he’s such a big lummox, he would never be a middle infielder.

Agreed Chip. In baseball and softball, the two middle infielders take the most steps defensively during a game. Moose is a sturdier nickname than Pels or Wick. It will boil down to who can get Max Ortiz the damn ball.

You really do need to practice your footwork Moose. From the look of those footprints, you’re feet are attached to the wrong legs.

I take it that’s Hakeem talking about himself in the third person. Already he’s annoying. I hope we don’t soon start wishing for more from Master Bader.

Wouldn’t they have more or less started working out what positions guys played on the freshmen and JV teams? Or does Gil not coach those, too?

I for one hope these young men visit the barber before school starts. These long haired teens look like something out of the 60s or 70s. Oh, wait a minute, that’s probably on purpose.

P3: That football only has one stripe. That rules out being an NFL, CFL or NCAA ball.

P2 dude obviously doesn’t know football if he thinks linebackers are in the muck.

I’d say what that reason is, but I don’t want to incur the wrath of the moderators! ;o)

@James St. John Smythe: Cool, now we have a theme song from the Thorp era:It had one stripe and two nice laces, a Polish kid, and man o man; one stripe and two nice laces, half time has a Marching Band.

@ The Brown Starfish: Be grateful his feet are only switched. The season could be a disaster if he had two left feet.

P1: Do you love me; now that I can dance?P-2: Kimosabe, me find trail.P-3: Comic Warming has caused seismic activity resulting in the short haired kid developing a cleft chin that appeared overnight.

Wake Forest’s starting QB was 9-for-17 for 79 yards with 0 TDs and 0 interceptions. He’s no True

Quarterback controversy! Exciting start to the season! zzzzzzzzz

He certainly does need to practice his footwork, since those footprints in P1 show that he is trying to pass while his legs are crossed.

Unless I missed something, I take it we never will know who the pickup truck driver was.

P3…"face it dude, there’s a reason your nickname is “douche”…"