Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 10, 2016

A ten gallon hat on a half-pint head.

I think they’re no longer at odds…the hat won the battle.

Bev…. yup.

2nd cousin to Pin Head Larry.

Tex Larson is all hat and no horse !

That hat would probably fit on Tex’s big end.

Goin’ campin’, are ya, Hoss?

“all hat and no horse”…………………………and the horse isn’t doing so well either…..

I hesitate to bring it up, but you know what they say about the man who wears a 10-gallon hat to show his mojo without having any mojo to show? He’s compensating for a deficiency anatomically elsewhere. I’m not saying where exactly. Suffice it to say he has small hands too.

He has a 3-gallon face.