Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 29, 2016

The worst pick-up line ever deserves a bad rejoinder: “Nah, just hanging around for a while.”

Love the background people.

There won’t be a next time.

They’re pretty well dressed for the occasion, too.

Slip slidin’ awaySlip slidin’ awayYou know the nearer your destinationThe more you’re slip slidin’ away

My apologies to Paul Simon

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the jerk at the end of the rope,

You come here often ,buddy ?

Yeah, and hopefully my last!

Or as the golfer in the same situation said, “Mind if I take a few practice swings?”

no noose is good news