Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 12, 2016
September 11, 2016
September 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Ahm Anna Maria, you are so lovely, nothing shall take me away from gazing into your eyes all the night long. Woman: Oh, Bernardo! Rip Haywire: Excuse us, Anna Maria, but we need to discuss top secret business with Bernardo... Woman: Of course, Senor, I am feeling tired. Goodnight, Bernardo. Rip Haywire: Y'know your fatigue could be due to low blood sugar. Bernardo has been known to steal desserts. Woman: Aye Caramba! You told me the waiter said they were out of churros! Man: But technically after I ate yours they were, my little turtle plasma!
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bernardo won’t have to worry about tooth decay after Anna Maria knocks them all out.(But you’ll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle)
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 8 years ago
Your Revenge was served cold Rip, with a churros on the side!
tad1 over 8 years ago
Is I just me or does Bernardo sort of look like Fred Flintstone?
Kip W over 8 years ago
La Turtle Paloma!(“Yes, my little mud tur— turtle dove.” —WC Fields)
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Adios, Bernando…
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
And the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL goes to…Bruno Zeigerts!Couldn’t have said it better!
BlueIris Premium Member over 8 years ago
Actually, it’s “ay caramba”.