Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 05, 2016

Today’s background music: “Willie and the Hand Jive” by Eric Clapton.

I heard a comic routine: “Call a doctor, heck no, I’m going call all my friends and brag!”

Continuity error: Yesterday the helmet said “Do Not Pet”

I hope that he is massaging it.You know, to take the swelling down…

Strap it to your stomach and get to work Steve

Twelve hours, already? And he’s still alive?!Gotta admire that Steve Dallas. He’s one heckuva man!

Slap some ice on it and walk it off.

Dude needs to go to a doctor, not work.

For a really bizarre related story, search “Chuck Negron,” (the former lead singer of Three Dog Night.) He really had to make a run to the doctor, if the story is true.

My record is 4 weeks! My excuse is that I was in a coma!!

Johnny Otis and the fat ladies doin’ the Hand Jive:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOrQTh_Cq7UIf you’ve ever wondered exactly what the hand jive is, watch the fat ladies.

I heard a radio program on ED back in the pre-viagra era. A nurse described giving a sufferer localized testosterone injections and complained about how long she had to massage the “affected area” before the swelling went away…

Steve, the next time you have a bottle of pills and they say “Take one only”, don’t take 12.

Note the Viagra being used as the “O” in “indisposal.”

Reminds me of the comic who barked, “And if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, call your buddies and brag about it!”