Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 12, 2016
September 11, 2016
September 13, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Again? Marigold: I fear so. Phoebe: I don't mind saving you from staring at your reflection, but isn't there a better way? Marigold: We have not found it, through all the years. Phoebe: Well, there's only been a Phoebe for the past nine.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
I see why they came up with the Shield of Boringness. Because hunters used mirrors to capture and kill unicorns from their narcissistic curse. Much easier than finding a virgin female.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
So how does a unicorn gets saved without any Phoebes? Wait until there’s a drought and wait for the lake to dry up?
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
And so it has been determined that Phoebe is aging at the same rate as Bart Simpson.
Monster Hesh about 8 years ago
Wow, the strip’s been around THAT lo—oh. Never mind.
bookdoc123 about 8 years ago
Well, I suppose if they get hungry enough, they might be able to tear themselves from their lovely likeness…
HopeFox about 8 years ago
Maybe someone can develop a horn app that alerts and blinds you if you’ve been watching your own reflection for too long.
Stanwal2 about 8 years ago
I found one once but that was long ago.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Time to join the electronic age.Video selfie, LIVE!
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 8 years ago
I’m amazed that unicorns don’t die of thirst!
DDrazen about 8 years ago
Remember what happened to Narcissus.
craigwestlake about 8 years ago
Ah yes…it wasn’t the unicorns that died out…