Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2016
September 12, 2016
September 14, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: I do not know if I can stop being mesmerized by the beauty of my own reflection. Phoebe: Well, you are really pretty. Marigold: Tragically pretty. Phoebe: I could help you really see your flaws. Marigold: You are such a good friend.
luducks about 8 years ago
Oh, this can’t possibly go wrong. =D
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
That’s not ironic. It’s not even sarcastic. And yet it seems like something that wouldn’t be used as a serious response to that offer.
Masterius about 8 years ago
Well, I certainly could stare enraptured at Marigold for hours and hours, so I can easily see why she could, too!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Smear mud on her will do it.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
How? I hope you are not planning to shave her.
Claire Jordan about 8 years ago
The thing is, her main flaw is her vanity, but that seems to be a cultural norm for unicorns so to criticise it would be kind-of culturally imperialist.
Wichita1.0 about 8 years ago
Perfection can be such a burden!
dogday Premium Member about 8 years ago
Actually, one of the things my mother taught me is that friends help friends see themselves as they are. She also taught me, however, that you say anything to anyone AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW. So, KINDNESS must be the password here.
nerdhoof about 8 years ago
It could be worse. She could be terminally pretty.
John W Kennedy Premium Member about 8 years ago
This is beginning to remind me of the Bunthorne-Grosvenor scene in Act II of “Patience”.
reynard61 about 8 years ago
“Good friends don’t let friends live flawlessly.” – Unicorn PSA
bookdoc123 about 8 years ago
I love both of their facial expressions in panel 4!