Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 14, 2016
September 13, 2016
September 15, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: You need to be able to look away from your reflection. Focus on your flaws! Don't you ever think "ew" when you look at, like, your nose hairs? Marigold: My nose hairs are lovely, like the bristles on an elegant crystal brush! Phoebe: I do admire your self-assurance. Marigold: My nostrils are...dare I say it...heavenly.
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
She’s never been ashamed to use that adjective on her nostrils before.
Rod Gonzalez about 8 years ago
The strip’s old title has been dropped.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
okay, Phoebe, time for plan B
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Nostrils Phoebe? Her name has that word. You should have used another part of the face. It will probably have the same results, but there’s no waste of time trying.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 8 years ago
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE SIMPSON
Hello.hello about 8 years ago
Roll credits [bing] (I’ve been watching a lot of cinema sins lately)
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
Look for flaws away from her nose Phoebe. Try her eyes.
aardvark138 about 8 years ago
This may be tougher than you think, Phoebe.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
Never look a gift horse (unicorn) in the mouth (nose).
3pibgorn9 about 8 years ago
Original title of the strip.
fuzzybritches about 8 years ago
Phoebe—make up something as a flaw, she’ll worry even more!
nerdhoof about 8 years ago
I put my name in a unicorn name generator and got Cherry Misty Saddle.
scyphi26 about 8 years ago
Well, it is part of her full name (Marigold Heavenly Nostrils).
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 8 years ago
That’s one for us longtime readers!
RWill about 8 years ago
Just for fun, I tried two different such name generators. One gave me Carrot Jolly Foal, the other Maestro.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Kwing Kwing ? That’s a new one.
Skoally about 8 years ago
Ahhh yes a flashback to when this strip was called “Heavenly Nostrils”
jerrica.benton333 5 months ago
Most hippies use a boar bristle brush, but I won’t settle for anything less than the nose-hairs of a unicorn!