Close to Home by John McPherson for September 12, 2016
September 11, 2016
September 13, 2016
Transcript:
"The prosecution calls Michael Ohler to the stand. Mr. Ohler lives next door to the UltraGro Fertilizer Company and can attest that they have been polluting local groundwater!"
Jeff0811 about 8 years ago
Holy crap!
Partyalldatyme about 8 years ago
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
BearsDown Premium Member about 8 years ago
Are they testing for UltraGro at the Olympics?
J Short about 8 years ago
The good news is Mr. Ohler got a $600,000 signing bonus with the Baltimore Ravens.
jbduncan about 8 years ago
Must be in Texas.
BloomCo about 8 years ago
I actually did a double take with this. Perhaps because the papers print the comics so small. The eye is drawn to the center of the picture. So what I saw first seemed to a be guy (blue suit) with really long hair sticking up and falling over. Took me a moment to see the big guy and realize the ‘hair’ was the lines of the big guys pants.
ars731 about 8 years ago
Fee Fi Fo fum! I am taking you to court
ekke about 8 years ago
Unfortunately for the prosecution, he’s a vegetable.
hippogriff about 8 years ago
jbduncanHere, polluting the water supply is standard. More likely also to blow the town up (West) or at least a wing of their plant (Bonham).