Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2016

It’s funny when little old ladies drop the F-bomb.

Come on, say it. “He’s an idiot.”

On Oldenberg, a hanging stockingWas looked on as something shockingNow, heaven knowsAnything goes.

Unbeknownst to Moondog,Mrs.Fiddlesticks is also a performing artist.Its going to be a long day!

I remember a class trip around 6th grade to the NY Museum of Natural History. There was an black iron bust from Africa of a woman with a bare, uh, bust, on a stand about four feet high. Her breasts were shining, polished by all the kids rubbing them as they passed. So much for “Do Not Touch.”

“Fiddlesticks”, what a great word!

My mother used “fiddlesticks” or just “Oh, fiddle!” as curse words when her two kids were young.

Performance Artists should be held to the same standard of museum security as anyone else. The higher-up who imposed this stooge on Moondog should be fired and sued for irresponsible endangerment of the museum’s artworks….