The Surgeon General, the Congressional Pork fund, and the Social Security Administration announced today that cigarette smoking is saving Social Security by having it’s recipients die younger and not collect so much. Remember, 4 out of 5 doctors prefer Luckies.
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
You can’t get it any fresher than that Broomie.
linsonl about 14 years ago
I think I ate there the other day, at least the attitude of the employees is familiar.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Eww! –All those cigarette smoke-polluted eggers! Danger, Broomie, danger!
tirnaaisling about 14 years ago
Is this like smoked paprika, smoked peppers and smoked salmon, pre smoked eggs, they should be charging a premium lol
Morning everyone :)
tbree about 14 years ago
How about smoked CHICKEN!
lewisbower about 14 years ago
The Surgeon General, the Congressional Pork fund, and the Social Security Administration announced today that cigarette smoking is saving Social Security by having it’s recipients die younger and not collect so much. Remember, 4 out of 5 doctors prefer Luckies.
gjsjr41 about 14 years ago
I thought it was Chesterfield.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
You can’t make an omelette without taking a few breaks.
Destiny23 about 14 years ago
So that’s how “free range” works…
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Today’s strip is brought to you by Maxwell House and R.J. Reynolds.
“The best part of waking up is hacking into your cup!”
boldyuma about 14 years ago
Work them chickens…
get everything out of them except the cluck..
(chickens know there on the ‘clock’)
cdward about 14 years ago
OH! I thought you said everyone was on beak.