Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 09, 2010

That would be one haircut that would last a lifetime for sure.

Head’s up, guys.

Talk about a close shave.

Oh, my, Broomie! Didn’t the…urrr…trash give you a bloody clue?

EW!

“Your last customer’s still here!” “You can have him if you want.” “What?! Why would I want him?!” “You’re a buzzard?” “Well… Waste not, want not!”

Could this be the Darwin Award Barber Shop? I mean, forget about repeat customers - who would stick around to be a first time customer?

I was about to say the same thing, cdward.

And the bowling alley is right next door

Just a little off the top please and not too close.

Spammer flagged

Not THAT much off the top!!!!

Maybe no tips, but no complaints either.

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I don’t have time to wait for a haircut. I’ll leave it with you, and come back when you’re done…

The spam man cometh

4 spams! (the 2nd one is repeated three times). Well (rolls up sleeves), off to work I go…

There we are.

Will someone please direct the spammers to Broomie’s Barbershop, and make sure they ask for the Marie Antoinette Special?

i want a puma slipper woman not the shoe, the woman - sounds like some b-movie gal

You guys tapping about the spam only seems to make them come back with a vengeance.