Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 12, 2016
September 11, 2016
September 13, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: How's my makeup?
Arlo: Good!
Janis: And my hair?
Arlo: Fine!
Janis: You never find anything wrong!
Janis: How would you feel if I never found anything wrong with you?
Janis, there is a difference between the outer impression and character…Arlo sees your character, Look, he thinks you’re beautiful even when you come out of the public restroom with twenty feet of toilet paper dragging behind you…..
Most men have a higher opinion of themselves than they should. They seem to think they are perfect because that is what their mom told them for twenty years.
baddawg1989 about 8 years ago
He’d probably say, “Who are you, and what have you done with my wife?” :-)
LuvThemPluggers about 8 years ago
He’d book you an appt with an optometrist!
Ib12us about 8 years ago
How would you feel if I never found anything wrong with you?
Content.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Depending upon the people truth is valued over lies.
InColorado about 8 years ago
Now that’s a red pill if I ever saw one.
Blaine DeSantis Premium Member about 8 years ago
I dislike Janis more and more the longer I read this comic.
jarvisloop about 8 years ago
Yeah, like THAT is ever gonna happen.
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
different
Varnes about 8 years ago
Janis, there is a difference between the outer impression and character…Arlo sees your character, Look, he thinks you’re beautiful even when you come out of the public restroom with twenty feet of toilet paper dragging behind you…..
meillered about 8 years ago
As if.
tauyen about 8 years ago
When women stop trying to improve us it means they don’t care, our job is not to get in the way. Win – win.
William Taylor about 8 years ago
Impeccable female logic. As the ol’ saying goes, “Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ’em, just NEVER try to understand ’em!”
rroush Premium Member about 8 years ago
Never gonna happen.
Troy about 8 years ago
I wouldn’t know what to do.
mjpalmer about 8 years ago
LMAO……don’t go for it Arlo…….she is trying to bait you……
Rebelgentleman about 8 years ago
Give Credit to JJ’s skill…I too dislike Janis, and it’s to his credit that he can evoke such dislike.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 8 years ago
I thought it was a wife’s job to keep the husband fully informed about how he has failed to meet her expectations.
locake about 8 years ago
Most men have a higher opinion of themselves than they should. They seem to think they are perfect because that is what their mom told them for twenty years.