Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 07, 2016

It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.

The opportunist finds a way to take the glasses from the optimist and the pessimist, pours one’s contents into the other, and enjoys a full glass.

this horse is a bit strange

HERBALIST: “Can I have tea instead? I have a toothache.”

I thought frame four should have been called the Opportunist (since ‘managed’ is a transitive verb and not simply a verb). A frame five could be added for the ‘Verbalist’, who would just say “I talked and talked and talked until they let me in….”

Functionalist: Bar is slope!

That is the way to do it.

Mr. Lintula, how can I contact you via e-mail (I don’t “do” FaceBook or other social media) or postal mail (a Post Office Box address would be fine)? Horace could be helpful to a Finnish space science project as a logo mascot, and I think the project personnel would like this, too. I seek no payment or even any recognition for this—I’d be pleased just to see it happen, and I see an opportunity for you and they to mutually benefit. If you would e-mail me at blackshire@alaska.net , I’ll explain my idea to you (and I’m happy to give it to you, not asserting any proprietary rights to any money you might make from it [I hope you do make money from it!]). Thank You!

mentalist

Those first two guys don’t know the half of it.