Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 28, 2016

…and another one bites the dust…

Darwin at work.

I’ve read death by texting strips here many times before. None of them are funny.

Well he was paying attention – to his spelling and grammar.

Germany is now installing traffic lights in the sidewalks to warn texters not to walk into traffic.

Maybe he jumped on purpose to get away from the nagging? (Old joke: “Do you have a nagging headache?” “Yes, she’s my wife!”)

Wonder if he saw Wile E. Coyote on the way down?

His phone was made by Acme Smartphone.

He still didn’t hear you… just text him, maybe he’ll reply.

Darwin smiles, nods approvingly.

Proud possessor of his very own Darwin award!