Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2016

“Who said anything about virtue?”

Trump started it.

Well, can he lie as well as the better liar of the two?

Eminem says: I love the way you lie.

All talk and no action.That’s really all people need to know about politics.

“You have learned well, rat grasshopper.”

God, he’s good!

So you are telling me what my ears hear and what my eyes see is not happening………………Hummmmm

The podiums seem rather empty

LOL…

Pastis for President! At least he’d keep us laughing.

Rat just needs a comb-over.

Yello’s “Of Course I’m Lying” should be the theme song for the debates

The Pinocchio counter: http://www.usdebtclock.org/

conservatives, liberals all have a planto make themselves richoff the common manit’s power they wantto control me and youto make us all dancewhen they tell us too-so don’t be fooled voterinto thinking they knowhow to fix everythingincluding the snowtry to find someonewho has actually donesomething other than a lie spun-and if you are diligentresourceful and patientignore all the half truthsand the media storiesyou may find someonewho truly has worthto represent youfor the political berth-and then againprobably not

48 percent of all statistics are made up.

I’m also fascinated by which politicians inspire such rabid hatred that more lies are told about them than they themselves could ever concoct. And this time around, the number of lies (that can quickly and easily be proved to be lies) that one politician can tell in one day. Or one speech. Or one sentence. I think those planning to vote for the indisputable all time greatest in this category must regard this as a virtue. Their standard comeback is that ALL politician’s lie. But not all the time, nonstop, 24/7, boldly and proudly. This is a historical first for American politics.

Hey, now, the Supreme Court has ruled that it’s okay for politicians to lie to us. What does anyone expect? What do you call an honest politician? An oxymoron.

Is Rat lying that he can lie as well as those two?Sorry, I couldn’t think of anything clever to say! Politics is not my forté

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Brilliant.

It might be the Cretan Paradox, or just a Big Lie. At this point, what difference does it make?

After watching the silly “presidential debate”: Rat told the truth and was 100% accurate. He is moe than accurate.

Tonights debate scorecard from PolitiFactTrump: 12 liesClinton: 1 lie

I’ll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my pastAnd send me off to bed for evermore

Tom Waits – Tango Till They’re Sore