Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 21, 2016

I’ve still got it but I just can’t be bothered with it.

You’re obviously not speaking for yourself. You’ve never had IT, whether it be beauty, sanity, sobriety, cleanliness, or sexiness.

I put it away somewhere safe and now I can’t find it.

I had one but the wheels fell off

I so still got it .But it doesn’t work any more ! :-)

You know you’re getting old when you watch a Marx bros movie and Margaret DuMont looks good.

@Easily Anused By This,

I can still fit in pants that I wore in 6th grade and I no longer want to get into her pants.

I’ve still got it and I know how to use it, I’m just afraid the next time I do, it might fall off…

Well, you all still got your sense of humor – and you know how to use it. LOL!

I’ve still got all the answers but nobody is asking any questions.

Ged, look what you’ve started now!

At least you all seem to know what it is, unlike me.

Of course, when someone tells me I’ve lost it (a.k.a. gone crazy), I ask them if I ever had it to begin with.