ARCHIE THE VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY
Nice try, Archie.
How would you feel if people kept sticking their hand up your back?
“Here we go! Someone turned this switch to evil!”
Dummies are horrific for sure. Is it the ventriloquist or is the dummy really alive.
You’re an ugly puppet Hugo I mean Archie, yes a smelly little wooden puppet, a puppet that will never have ham or any luncheon meat!
Slappy’s long-lost cousin?
Lio has MET his MATCH.
Maybe Veronica or Jughead can unchain him.
Did Līo put a ring in Archie’s neck? Ouch!
Is that Archie or Caesar?
Archie’s no ordinary dummy…
You really need to keep them at bay Lio.
Just in the knick of time, Lio. Archie armed with kitchen carving knives would be insane! Archie probably deserves more restraints than just a single chain!
my goodness how scary is this
Free will can be dangerous!!
If the dummy had shot an arrow at Lio, Archie would be the archer, and Lio would be the archee.
Please do this to Drumpfy!
little does Lio know that all Archie was gonna do with that knife was just to cut some pie with it
Lio would make a good security guard
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Nice try, Archie.
Bilan over 8 years ago
How would you feel if people kept sticking their hand up your back?
Kali39 over 8 years ago
“Here we go! Someone turned this switch to evil!”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Dummies are horrific for sure. Is it the ventriloquist or is the dummy really alive.
ForeverAllstar over 8 years ago
You’re an ugly puppet Hugo I mean Archie, yes a smelly little wooden puppet, a puppet that will never have ham or any luncheon meat!
Adiraiju over 8 years ago
Slappy’s long-lost cousin?
Al Nala over 8 years ago
Lio has MET his MATCH.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Maybe Veronica or Jughead can unchain him.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Did Līo put a ring in Archie’s neck? Ouch!
Constantinepaleologos over 8 years ago
Is that Archie or Caesar?
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Archie’s no ordinary dummy…
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
You really need to keep them at bay Lio.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Just in the knick of time, Lio. Archie armed with kitchen carving knives would be insane! Archie probably deserves more restraints than just a single chain!
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
my goodness how scary is this
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Free will can be dangerous!!
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
If the dummy had shot an arrow at Lio, Archie would be the archer, and Lio would be the archee.
Dr.DocSmith over 8 years ago
Please do this to Drumpfy!
eternalmunchies over 8 years ago
little does Lio know that all Archie was gonna do with that knife was just to cut some pie with it
benjnavarro28 about 1 year ago
Lio would make a good security guard