Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2016

Bruno… no more corny jokes?

But peas… what will romaine for me? Corny jokes are…. they’re what I yam…and all I’ve ever bean.

Do you carrot all?Sniffle….

Uh-oh, looks like he’s in a real pickle. After missing 3 days in a row, he’s doing good to still have a job. Oh well, if he gets canned, he can always go to the bread store down the road. If he worked there he could make some real dough.

I thought charred labor was being a pit master.

He knew it was a bit dicey chasing after that luscious tomato, but he shouldn’t have spent all that time on Wikileeks.

What’s he complaining about ! You just can’t beet chard labor !

He’s useless. Doesn’t carrot all. I say beet him. Turn him over to the vegetables he’s been neglecting. They’re steamed.

At least he wasn’t put in kale.

Wonder if he rides the Onion Pacific Railroad…..

Wonder if he rides the Onion Pacific Railroad…..

Bean there done that

You miss one more and you’ll have to eat it!