Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 23, 2016

Personally, how about a motion sensor instead of a timer on the porch light?

Well Pete, that’s life with your trouble and strife.

Yeeessss Dear…..

All the time

Tony asked, about 6 hours agoDo you?

Do I what?

“I don’t know do you?”

I do, but I’m not allowed to talk about it.

If she wants it installed so badly, why doesn’t she install it herself?

@Tony:I’m thinking that you mean “do I worry”. Not much. But don’t you all worry that I won’t ask today’s…Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:How do you get into trouble?

It’s because you’re married!

@TonyI might, if the money offer is good enough

Of course you get in trouble retroactively — you are a husband……… A husband who is home all day while your wife works. Surely, you could spend a few minutes putting in a timer!

I used to, but they took it away.

Own it man!. You’re not in trouble, you just let her get in the last word. Something along the lines of, “Our son’s is way more important than a timer, dontcha think?” Or, “When discussing our son’s safety, I will spare no expense”.

Shut up till he finishes taking out the trash dummy!