Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 18, 2016

Which one is the EVIL twin? Wait. They’re BOTH evil.

I dig that hat, nevertheless.

Targets locked in, engage missiles..

@INGSOC. Targets locked in, engage missiles..

And the missiles shoot out of his rear. (AY-ES-ES)

Hmm, played in stereo on a boom box…

As a machine, I can look at humanity and see that people are all alike. You can probably guess where this is going.

North Korean lunatic leader missile launch shooting gallery..

That’s KA-BOOM to you, Sister!!!

North Korea, seen from orbit at night.Need i say more?

I follow the Twitter feed of the Democratic* People’s Republic** of Korea. It fulfills my humor quotient on days when FA is something less than Pulitzer Prize worthy***.

* Someone misspelled Stalinist* Not a real republic** Almost never

P.S. One day they’re going to miss that Pottery Department

P.S.S. Suppose they piss off the Godfather with little ethnic knowledge of how to respect a fellow criminal.

I know those “words” are from an old song, but what do they mean? Why did singers make up a whole string of words instead of coming up with real ones?

Vlad would have made an excellent tutor. As I recall, his English was impeccable.

As godlike dictators go, Kim Jong-un is my favorite. He’s the ultimate ego-maniac. Someone in his cabinet (a general?) was executed for falling asleep in a meeting. I saw a photo recently of North Korea’s fearless leader slouching at a big meeting. Apparently, slouching is not an executable offense—just don’t slouch AND sleep.

The blood of the living? Yes! More taxes! DPRK should talk.

North Korea has backed presumptive U.S. Republican nominee Donald Trump, with a propaganda website praising him as “a prescient presidential candidate” who can liberate Americans living under daily fear of nuclear attack by the North..A column carried on DPRK Today, one of the reclusive and dynastic state’s mouthpieces, described Trump as a “wise politician” and the right choice for U.S. voters in the Nov. 8 U.S. presidential election..http://www.snopes.com/2016/05/31/north-korea-endorses-trump/

Historical Note:The Little Richard character was notable for having an appearance that was enhanced with make-up.

Little Richard would have little use for any of the Kims of North Korea. He is far too godly a man. Tutti Frutti would surely not be loved by either the father or the son of that lunatic, nuclear-armed dynasty; it’s too 1950s All-American!This FA looks like a shooting gallery to me, and I could use some target practice….

High Scores can be redeemed for overstuffed dogs.

I’ve only been back on this site for a couple of days after a hiatus of three years or so. I should remember but I’ve kind of forgotten. Who is Vlad exactly?