Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 17, 2010

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Well, she might be ugly, She might be fat. I never met a person who would tell her that. She’s my big blonde bomber’ My heavy duty havensaken mama.

    You can keep your eye candy on your arm!

    If anyone forwards this to SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED, as Bugs would say, “This means war!”

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    jimcos  about 14 years ago

    Lewreader! Great Jim Croce reference. (But “havensaken” was actually “Hackensack” in Roller Derby Queen.)

    Well she might be nasty She might be fat But I never met a person Who would tell her that She’s my big blonde bomber My heavy handed Hackensack mama

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    Dirty Dragon  about 14 years ago

    You two sure that wasn’t “bleached-blonde bomber”?

    Ah, Ann Calvello.

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    jpozenel  about 14 years ago

    After the Athenians stopped fighting the war, their wives refused intimacy until they took out the garbage, mowed the lawn, cleaned out the garage,……..

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    napaeric  about 14 years ago

    No sex=no money, honey

    she is now my ex, seems money was the most important part of our relationship

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago

    The women of Thebes tried the same tactic, but it backfired. They wound up with the Sacred Band of Thebes, a warrior order made up of pairs of male lovers.

    “And if there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other’s side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger?” – Plato, Symposium

    It worked for a while, anyway.

    Fast-forward about 2400 years, and we can’t even get rid of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

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