FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 25, 2016

The candy will last through November, and then Jason gets dentures for Christmas.

Halloween, brought to you by your local dentist association?

Doesn’t Mom already know how many pieces he has? Our kids dump their haul onto the kitchen table as soon as they get home, so Mom can dig through and inspect for safety…and to reserve the best pieces for herself.

If it’s 17 pieces a day, then he must’ve gotten a heck ton of candy.

I wanted to share this with you all, just because.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndnjBq8ROpo

I always seem to have a few pieces left over in March which were basically fossilized.

And don’t get started on Peter.

That’s a bit like me with my Easter Creme Eggs… I work out how long into the summer I can make them last. ;)

Since this would reasonably be taking place november 1st, if he starts eating today then that means he got 2499 pieces of candy.

If he wanted that to last until November 30th, he’d need to eat 83 pieces a day and an extra one every 3 days.