Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 20, 2016

Now we know where the idea for Alien came from.

Looks like she transformed the apartment.

Spiders are good. They eat bugs.

I just use a vacuum cleaner. Easier to take out and put away; and doesn’t scorch anything. Really easy when I had a whole house system.

Nope you missed, better next shot.

I read that we all are always no more than twelve feet from a spider. I also saw a documentary that worms live in our eyelash follicles and come out to have sex on our face while we sleep. And, I heard that we elected a bully accused-sexist for president, but no questions asked because he’s a multi-billionaire.

Overkill is underrated!!!!

I actually used to use a spray bottle with rubbing alcohol and a lighter to clean up spider webs!