Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 26, 2016

But is she using his old or new astrological sign. Apparently they’ve changed:https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/astrological-sign-just-changed-thanks-211504603.html

And thus his horoscope becomes true.

I don’t buy into astrology. I can’t believe that everyone who is born on the same day as me is going to have the same kind of day as me or have the same type of personality; it gets worse when it’s the same “astrological month”.

Two people once read my horoscope out of the newspaper, and wasted the whole day trying to make it come true.

I was born just a few hours, within one degree longitude and three degrees if latitude, as Carol Burnett. I doubt anyone can find any more similarities between us than with any ten other people chosen at random.